Sunday, August 28, 2005

Good news, friends!



Brothers Grimm finally came out in the U.S. this friday! European premiere at the Venice Film Festival next week! Further info on the relentlessly updated Dreams website.

Also, i updated the Fidel Blog. Pictures of my cat -who is viciously attacking my sandals as i type- are to be expected here and on his even-more-procrastinated blog, since some of you have been enquiring as to his how-and whereabouts.

(Yes, as you might have guessed and most of you already knew, i'm back in italy. And not very happy about it either.)

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

No.

Actually, i'm not in the mood for blogging today.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

inevitably

With the digital camera comes me learning to make web albums. So as a test i took my entire images folder and splonked it online. You can see it here, if you're so inclined, and appreciate the irrational and oddly autobiographical randomness of it all. Existence in general, but the album too.

(actually it's quite boring, i wouldn't bother going if i was you)

Only two images were removed before uploading, one portraying future yet-to-be-revealed projects and the other that i don't know how it got there, officer.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

3 pictures









Airport, Iquique
August 2005





















Dog on roof, Tacna
August 2005
















Portrait of my uncle, 2005








Yes, i bought a digital camera. So you may or may not be seeing pictures taken by me here once in a while. Putting one's own pictures online is so immodest, as if they were actually worth being seen by the rest of the world. Which in my case they certainly aren't, but i won't let all this technology go to waste so here they are anyway.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

Which movie is the worst you could possibly be shown while travelling through the andes by bus for over 6 hours? This one or this one?
And before you ask: yes, these both really happened to me. The first one even happened twice.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

linky-link

My aunt has a blog. There's no more religion.

Distorting reality for fun & leisure

In San Pedro de Atacama:

Her: So, how's the Carrete in italy?
Me: well, it depends if you're in a small town or a large one. Small towns have people going out more on weekends, while large ones are full of university students who usually come from out of town, so parties and nights out are concentrated on weekdays.
Her: So...you told me you live in a small town...
Me: Uh-huh.
Her: ...and used to stay in a large one on weekdays.
Me: Uh-huh.
Her: So basically you would party seven days a week??
Me: I took mondays off.


The things we say for free drinks. Or thanks to free drinks. But seriously, San Pedro's night life is one of the best i've found in the past month. Much better than Santiago. Which doesn't look good for Santiago if you consider San Pedro is mostly a little conglomeration of huts in the middle of the desert.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Also

Went for a walk in the market today, there was a stall where guys in large Barney and Winnie The Pooh costumes would charge for having their picture taken with people's children.

Barney.

Purple bugger scares the living shits out of me now, thank god he wasn't around when i was a kid.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Le Avventure Di Un Robinese In Chile

(Title ©Ai 2005, from an sms received the night before leaving Italy)

So the day after algarrobo we leave for Arica. I decide to lighten my luggage (thus defeating its meaning, ethimologically) by leaving some tapes and pullovers in santiago so i can pick them up on the way back. We spend two days in Arica and decide to hit Iquique. Just for a couple of days.
So i decide to lighten my luggage by leaving some tapes in Arica, and leave for Iquique with only one pair of trousers and a couple of T-shirts. It's only two days anyway.
While we're there we decide to split roads and visit some more places, transforming the original two days into about seven. Once again i leave tapes in iquique, and to solve the t-shirt problem i buy emergency ones.
So by now it's the last week of august and i've left a trail of tapes throughout the southern continent, i'm walking around alone in the middle of the desert somewhere north of the tropic of capricorn wearing a white t-shirt and holding a large red plastic carrier-bag full of audiotapes, looking like Jules and Vincent after The Wolf solves their problem.

Just to allow you to somehow picture my appearance in those moments.
I would also like to mention the fact that all the events hereto described provoked in me a considerable sense of fun and excitement.

(What i was doing in the middle of the desert -and what i found there- are none of your business, thank you.)

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Algarrobo

Main reason i haven't updated much in the past weeks: Stuff has finally started to happen. Now that it's apparently over, i can waste some more time writing useless stuff on the internet.

Small anecdote: Went to Algarrobo, a seaside resort 1 hour away from Santiago, a couple of weeks ago. When i awoke the following morning my brain was too distracted by the Vainas i'd drunk the previous night fighting it away in my stomach to allow me to remember where i'd ended up.
So i manage to half-climb out of bed to peek out of the window, and what i see is a wide green field with bunnies hopping around.
"Oh great, i'm in bloody teletubby land" i tell myself, and go back to sleep.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Whoops (2)

Also overlooked having a blog for the last ten days or so. Will make up for it, eventually. Don't despair, i'm still around.
No, make that: Despair, i'm still around.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Whoops

Overlooked by everyone especially myself, this blog turned two years old last thursday. Happy birthday to it.

Bìo Bìo

Yesterday an old man in the street offered to sell me a katana sword.

This meant i could only be in Bìo Bìo, one of the world's most amazing flea markets. It occurs every sunday in the Franklin area of santiago, and the things you can find, see or eat there are impossible to enumerate. Among the things i saw for sale, on exposition or walking about yesterday were antique stoves, "ger-man" brand tools, a litfiba cd, an assortment of nintendos, 1930s german currency (i.e. fünf millionen mark), a cosplayer, saxophones made out of bamboo sticks, authentic horse saddles, spurs and leather whips, puppies and a life-sized cardboard cutout of Raffaella Carrà.

For the record, Pablo Neruda once found the masthead of a seventeenth century french armada ship here, which he purchased for close to nothing and is now exposed in the poet's Isla Negra historical home/museum.

The prices are of course often quite good, arbitrarily chosen and obligatorily negotiable. For example, my parents purchased what to an early identification seems to be a 1920s-built mandolin for 30.000 pesos, roughly around 42-43 euros. Original cds, often still factory sealed (which is what i tend to hunt for when in the neighbourhood) go for something between 3000 and 5000.

I also saw some nice cd/mp3 players. "New" cd players usually go for around 10.000 pesos, so i asked the salesman for prices. In these cases, my tactic is to fake interest for a similar object, and then pretend to be resorting to the one i actually wanted as a slight disappointment, so the theatrical discussions involved usually bring the price down a bit. This time, it was not the case:
Me(pointing at newish-looking cd player): "how much for that?"
Salesman: "30 thousand."
Me(pointing at visibly older and scraggier-looking cd player): "and for that one?"
Salesman: "40 thousand."
Me(finally pointing at the mp3/cd player i was originally interested in): "what about that one?"
Salesman: "I don't want to have business with you. Go away."
Me: "Ok." (Exits)

Was fun.

Meanwhile, two or three months ago...

Me: I love tea. You know another thing that's great about tea? When it's reeeeally hot and reality sort of starts to fade around the top of it.
Her: Robin, that's not reality, it's-
Me: It's not reality? COOL!
Her: Ro...(sighs) Oh, forget it.

Friday, July 15, 2005

A cool thing about chile is the weather report. You get reports for Antartica and easter island. Antartica had -4/-6 degrees celsius this morning, so now you know. Thought it would be colder. Actually, i suspect it's wrong.
It's also getting colder around here. The first week we always had nice weather, yesterday it rained and the temperature went down. Right now i'm wearing my coat and my fingers are freezing.

There, that covers the first question people always ask me since i got here. The other one is: what time is it here?
Answer: half past one.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Movies watched since reaching Chile 7 days ago:

Goodbye Lenin
New York Stories
Brazil
Sideways
Madagascar
Twelve Monkeys
Cortàzar

If i'm not forgetting anything.
I also saw a spanish movie on the plane, despite large amounts of overweight people blocking my view by standing in the aisle. I forget the title. It had Carmen Maura in it (don't they all?) and wasn't very good anyway.
Oh, and Six Days Seven Nights on cable some mornings ago, just because Harrison Ford was in it and i didn't feel like leaving the house not to mention the bed. You don't want to see that.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Passing by.

Day three in santiago, i wake up at five o'clock in the morning. I turn the tv on and find that the movie Brazil is just starting, so i watch it all. Couldn't have been more poignant, the day after the london bombings. The rest of the day feels like that movie.
I'm in Chile.
Afternoon, after lunchtime. I'm in Plaza Brasil, where the Antonio Carlos Jobim monument is and all the students hang out after school or between classes. I've just bought myself a beer and am looking for a bench to sit down and enjoy it. A large green Carabineros truck is patrolling the park, making sure these youngsters don't try anything antisocial. It blocks my path and i nervously make myself aside. The truck stops, the young police officer driving it smiles at me signalling me to go ahead, i surprise myself smiling back.
I reach a comfortable bench, start drinking. Halfway through i realize i'm right in front of the Victor Jara Foundation building.
I finish my beer, walk towards the used bookstores one block down. Some teenage schoolgirls are blowing bubbles on the corner of the street, and seeing them makes me smile for the first time since i'm here.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Landing on Santiago

Airplane, nighttime.
Guy to my left, window seat, nice guy. Argentinian, on his way back to Mendoza.

-Oh, you can see civilization already!
-No, that's Chile.

Guy to my right, across the aisle. Chilean. Complete moron.

Him: What's that?
Outside the window, a city is clearly visible from above, its bright red and orange lights glimmering in the dark.
Me: Oh, that? It's a volcano.
Him: Cool!

Addendum: during take-off and landing, use of electronic equipment is forbidden. So no listening to tapes. Instead, excruciatingly mediocre covers of pop classics(Close To Me by The Cure, Bob Marley's Is This Love, Bowie's China Girl, etc.) are inflicted on poor defenceless travellers. The perpetrators: a band going by the name of "popchill". What to do: Go back in time, track down parents, kill them.

Monday, July 04, 2005


In a day of general grumpiness, here's what actually managed to make me laugh.
(From: Madrox #1, David and Raimondi, Marvel Comics 2005)

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Proof of time spent productively

Since i passed my second-to-final exam last monday i've just been busy. So busy. Oh how busy.
I also got a new minesweeper high score:


There, now you can see exactly how busy i've been.