That'll sell!

The latest fashion here in italy these days seems to be a belt with the argentinian flag's colors on it, and with "HIJO DE PUTA" written on it. Or at least, i've been seeing these  in shop windows quite often in the past week or two.
So what i'd like to do is go to argentina and sell belts with the italian flag and "COGLIONE" written on them. I'm sure they'd sell like hotcakes.