So, What's Your Father Up To These Days?

...which is one of my Frequently Asked Questions. I'll be answering to the other ones *soon*, i.e. "when did you last cut your hair?", "what's with the Duck?" and "who the hell are you anyway?".

So anyway, these days he's working on one book about Tsunamis, to finance his Magnum Opus.

And every day, at around half past ten, he goes out to have coffee in College Staff Room.

He doesn't like coffee.

He just wants to annoy the administration.